So a while ago, back when I used FictionPress a lot, I was approached by a vanity press who wanted to work with me. To make things simple, here was our conversation.

Alexis being the Vanity Press, clearly.

And I am the majestic blue-footed booby.

I looked her shit up, thought no thank you, then decided to fuck with them.

They never emailed me back about using my editing services 😦 Granted, I have never ever used that email address and I don’t know if it fuctions or not, but hey. The reviews DID say it needed editing.

But yeah, my research led me to believe that they were not to be trusted.

Also, anytime a profile has no activity then updates or is created right before messaging you is 100% shady.

However, I ignored it until I was going back through my old messages finding people who had been…