Things to wish on your worst enemy: (just for laughs)
- “May your pillows always slide between the bed and the wall.”
- “I hope your lips stay chapped and you can never find your Chapstick!”
- “May your phone never be where you left it!”
- “May the room in which you sleep always be too warm for covers and too cool for a fan!”
- “I hope your bedtime partner always snores just loud enough to keep you awake but quiet enough not to wake them up!”
- “May the toilet you use at a party always almost overflow–enough to make you freak out but go down at the last second!”
- “May your colds always be the kind where you can breath out of one nostril but the stuffy one is the one that runs!”
- “May your break time nap always be interrupted by a caring co-worker!”
- “I hope it rains on all your days off!”
- “I hope you get bird poop on your car EVERY TIME you wash it!”
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