1. “Soft Washable Bathroom Toilet Seat Filling Warmer Pad Cushion”

There’s gonna be a cold night when you stumble half asleep from your bed, sit down to number one or two, and it’s GONNA BE DAMP.

2. “Want To Be A Queen? For Your Charm! For The People You Love!Come On Make Your Dreams Come True

The boob “graphics” remind me of photosynthesis.

3. “1pc PU simulation of bread, fake toast model, photography props, toys, decoration, exhibition hall has a fragrance.”

“Has a fragrance”.