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Passive Aggressive

29 Friday Apr 2016

Posted by crashdlanding in Just For Laughs, Non-Fiction

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Things to wish on your worst enemy: (just for laughs)

  1. “May your pillows always slide between the bed and the wall.”
  2. “I hope your lips stay chapped and you can never find your Chapstick!”
  3. “May your phone never be where you left it!”
  4. “May the room in which you sleep always be too warm for covers and too cool for a fan!”
  5. “I hope your bedtime partner always snores just loud enough to keep you awake but quiet enough not to wake them up!”
  6. “May the toilet you use at a party always almost overflow–enough to make you freak out but go down at the last second!”
  7. “May your colds always be the kind where you can breath out of one nostril but the stuffy one is the one that runs!”
  8. “May your break time nap always be interrupted by a caring co-worker!”
  9. “I hope it rains on all your days off!”
  10. “I hope you get bird poop on your car EVERY TIME you wash it!”

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A few things I’ve learned in seven years. 

21 Monday Sep 2015

Posted by crashdlanding in Non-Fiction, Truth

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On October 4th, I’ll have been married to my wonderful husband for seven years. In that amount of time, I’ve learned a great deal about a great many things. Here’s a list. 

  1. Marriage: No matter how long you’re with someone, how much you love them, there will ALWAYS be times when you dislike them. Maybe those are brief and it probably fades. But always. 
  2. Parenting: You might love your kids with every beat of your heart, but man they can drive you nuts. 
  3. Money: Money is, in fact, the root of all evil. You are envious of people who have it when you don’t, and when you have a steady job, the more you make, the more you end up giving away. 
  4. Work: If you love your job and can see yourself moving up, it’s a career. If you don’t, it’s work. And work is hard, so work isn’t necessarily loved. 
  5. Wants: Whether you have everything you need or not, you always want more. 
  6. Needs: Being thankful for having what you need, even when you don’t have everything you need, can make not having a little bit easier. Not always a lot, but a little. 
  7. Charity: Helping others, whether you know the person or not, is all the more gratifying when they appreciate it. And when they don’t appreciate it, you tend to lose a little bit of faith in humanity. 
  8. Faith: Having faith and being religious can be two very different things. I have faith in many things but I can’t call myself religious, because I’m not sure (even at 31) of what to believe. 
  9. Rights: You have a right to be, do, think, feel, and say in all that you do. Unless it’s work, other people, or publicly related. 
  10. Love: love is the greatest, kindest, least (monitarily) expensive thing you can ever give or receive. But it can also break you in many ways. 

As always, thanks for reading. 

-c

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